Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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