thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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