That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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