he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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