he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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