dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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