she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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