Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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