I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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