Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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