Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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