But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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