I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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