they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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