he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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