is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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