Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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