There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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