I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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