Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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