he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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