Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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