He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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