She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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