Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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