I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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