**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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