Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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