it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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