I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
