belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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