My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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