the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
