i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Bring me that man meat
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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