I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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