If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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