hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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