It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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