just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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