idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
