so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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