Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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