i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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