he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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