She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Randomize
