The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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