absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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