You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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