I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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