Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
