You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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